February 2012
I haven’t gone out all holiday apart from when I went to the British Library with my mum (which was lovely) and saw woman in black (which was not). Oh the joys of being single/lazy.
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Oh my god don’t see the woman in black. Ever. I don’t think I’ll ever sleep again, or be able to look through a window in the dark, or find children’s toys not creepy. Actually almost ran out of the cinema, I’ve never been more terrified in my life.
January 2012
Oh my god, last night my mum walked into my room and said “now Beth, I’ve got a facebook id but I’m not going to attach to you, okay?”
Person: Sigh
Tumblr: Do you realize how offensive that is? Seriously go ahead and tell me if you do. Let me answer that you stupid white privileged heterosexual male, you don't. See people like you have never even taken the time to research the fact that there are people that cannot in fact sigh. This is the kind of ableism that makes it look like we still live in the 50's or some shit. What's next, you want to go out and lynch some PoC's with your drinking buddies? Some people are bound to iron lungs and cannot sigh even if they wanted to. You can deny your privilege of being able to sigh all you want but it will only make you look more like a privilege denying asshole. People like you make me sick. Sometimes I have no faith for this country.
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FINALLY finished my lit essay after three weeks of procrastinating and I NEVER want to go near Othello again. If he makes me do any more corrections I swear I would rather just fail, that play makes me want to die.
The awkward moment when your parents walk in and you’re looking at baby names on the internet.
Okay, I made the decision to stay single for a while because boys just aren’t worth the hassle but I had a few obvious exceptions to that rule and I was counting them when I got home and I realised there are almost 15. Most pointless rule EVER.
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Today I walked into physics and the boy next to me had a store bought shepherds pie on his desk. I asked why and he said he was going to cook it in the common room microwave in his free, no reason, just fancied it. My school is SO WEIRD.
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Oh my god, johnny flynn was just amaaaaaazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He was actually the most adorable person ever and he just STOOD BEHIND ME AND ELLA TO WATCH THE SUPPORT. Oh my god I almost died. Best day EVER.
tumblr user: apples are delicious
another tumblr user: wow um who are you to say whether or not apples are delicious?? that's totally subjective you should've said "*I* think apples are delicious" and even then fuck you how do you think that makes oranges and pears feel? there are all types of different fruit and they're all delicious in their own way and don't need to be judged by assholes like you
Anonymous asked: favourite pic of yourself?
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break up with my boyfriend like three days ago, no one cares, put it on facebook, get like six messages asking what happened. my life. oh my god.
I’m tired and I’m hungry and my ex boyfriend wants to call me in a second to discuss stuff and I don’t want to because I’m awkward and I don’t know what to say. irnofocmokfnvkolewnfopq.
Oh my god, boys are so stupid, I was talking to Ollie earlier about how awkward it is to change your relationship status on facebook back after you’ve broken up with someone and he was like “nah, don’t worry, it’s easy, you just go in settings, delete relationship, save changes, done.” Idiot.
