December 2011
tanyayuquimpo:
I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round, as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on...
When a white van pulls up near you.
“Are you going to rape me, sir?”
"You forgot to collect the homew-"
own-world-:
I’m so awkward, the first time my boyfriend kissed me I giggled because I was so nervous and then I had a coughing fit and he was just like what the hell. It’s extremely funny now but at the time I was absolutely mortified.
lipstickkillers:
leadbyyourbeatingheart:
i can’t stand the sight of badly drawn on eyebrows. why is your eyebrow now on your forehead instead of your brow? why have you drawn it on with black liquid eyeliner when your hair’s brown? why have you just drawn lines instead of a shape? why haven’t people told you they look fucking appalling? most of all why did you shave them off in the first...
me: i'm so lonely omg i just want someone to talk at me
someone: hey
me: no not you
Anonymous asked: YOUR SO PRETTY! I would bend you over and fuck you ;)
When you just had dinner and someone catches you...
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I bought the most amazing shoes today and I don’t want to ever take them off.
The awkward thing is that the moment I stopped caring about how I looked I got asked out twice in one week. Boys are so silly! Or it may have been the fact that I went to an all boys school and there are only like twenty girls. Oh well.
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Just tried to get up, fell back down and decided it really wasn’t worth it. Yes, I am that lazy… Oh dear.
