Oh, naive little me

It’s been a while since I uploaded a picture so have four at once…

Casually testing outfits for a slightly uncomfortable party tomorrow and planning to massively pre-drink home alone… my life

My house is such a mess because all I seem to be doing lately is revising but yeah.

My brother and his girlfriend got me this gingerbread from Munich. He tried to pretend that he only bought it because it looks like it says I love dick but I think he’s lying :’) 

Oh my god, my face looks so big today. Idk. My mother was talking about this guy at induction earlier and she was like “you may have noticed him by his particularly large face” and I laughed and since then I’ve been cursed with a massive face. Whyyyyy?!?

Okay, I was ridiculously proud of my packing (even though it took more time to lay out all my outfits nicely than to decide what to pack, and also I have five and I’m only going away for four days). But now I’m looking back and realising how strange I’m going to look. Oh well.

LuV mE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

I made cookie dough but we had no chocolate chips and I’ve already eaten half of it.

Oh.

Required reading for sixth form next year.

700 pages.

About chinese government.

Kill me now.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

WHY IS IT SO BIG!?

That’s what she said

yes. I am that immature. Love me.

So yes. It is a “bar and a half” and it is massive. Okay.

So here’s my problem.

I, being the non-design genius that I am, decided I’d cut up some jeans I was about to throw out but I decided not to pin it up or anything, I just randomly cut it and now they make me legs look so fat so I’m considering unrolling them then fraying them and hoping my legs look like 100% less fat so I can actually go out in public.
So if anyone knows how to do that, tell me, yeah :)

So it rained on me and now my hairs curly. Oh my god.

For anon.

Okay, I look awful today, don’t judge :/

Oh, and also, you owe me because my mum and dad both walked in while I was taking this and I slammed the laptop shut and now they think I’m watching porn.